As living abroad, I wrote this in English.
"Boss, how do you reckon us being able to increase our productivity, we already work overtime every day almost"
"Well, you know what, I might have to answer your question with another question. What are the chances of a rhinoceros and and a beutiful woman mating? Anyone? Zero when the mood is wrong, and very high when the music is just right. I should know, just look at my son sitting there in his glass cubicle all important looking picking his nose. That entitled dumb-witted nose ring sporting wild boar is certainly not bred out of my loins, I tell you that.